Jokes

[Albynsw]

 

[Albynsw]

 

[red hilux]

 

[discomatt]

pinched from another forum, now thats funny, or is it?

 

[smitty_r51]

Couldn't decide if this belonged in this thread, conspiracy theories or covid.

 

[Toyasaurus]

Faith.
What you need to believe that which you know is impossible.

 

[Albynsw]

 

[Corndoggy]

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Do they make suicide vests in extra extra small sizes. Think we could slip a few penny bungers in his top pocket and let him go.

 

[red hilux]

 

[dirvine]

 

[Rusty Panels]

This is not a joke! It is dead serious!

My wife put a rinse through her hair the other night and it has a bit of a silver tint to it which was not the look she was after. She told my son that she went with that colour because she wants to be a "Grey Gonad"!

 

[Chatty]

This is not a joke! It is dead serious!

My wife put a rinse through her hair the other night and it has a bit of a silver tint to it which was not the look she was after. She told my son that she went with that colour because she wants to be a "Grey Gonad"!

So that makes 3 Grey Gonads in the house?

 

[Albynsw]

This isn’t a joke but how ironic

 

[Rusty Panels]

So that makes 3 Grey Gonads in the house?

Sadly Yes!

 

[dirvine]

The Greens answer to Nuclear powered submarines..... The wind powered submarine

 

[Rusty Panels]

Billy Connolly - Dwarf on a bus - Live in London 2010 - YouTube

Maybe a touch politically incorrect for some but very funny!

 

[dirvine]

 

[monbeg]

 

[Rusty Panels]

Couldn't find the Youtube thread so this will have to do!

 

[dirvine]