hodgo
Active Member
An aussie ventriloquist was walking thru a small nz town when he spotted a farmer sitting on the front porch of his house
He thinks, I'll have some fun with this guy
He says "Hey mate,is it ok if I talk to the horse"
the farmer snorts back "crazy aussie,be my guest, talk to the horse" rolling his eyes to the sky
the ventriloquist says to the horse " hello horse, hows the farmer treating you?"
the horse replies " great, I get a nice warm barn to sleep in, a big nose bag of oats everyday and a run thru the surf every week"
The farmer is out of his seat speechless "mate I'm sorry if I was short with you, that is amazing that you can talk to animals
the aussie says " no worries, can I talk to the dog"
"of course you can " he says," wait til the guys at the pub hear about this" he says excitedly
the aussie says "hello dog hows the farmer treating you"
the dog says" I get to round up sheep all day, I get a lift home on the back of the farmbike when I'm tired and get doggiebix and pal for dinner"
"Unbelievable " says the farmer
"can I talk to the sheep" says the aussie
the farmer is out of his chair with a look of alarm "the sheep's a liar" he says
He thinks, I'll have some fun with this guy
He says "Hey mate,is it ok if I talk to the horse"
the farmer snorts back "crazy aussie,be my guest, talk to the horse" rolling his eyes to the sky
the ventriloquist says to the horse " hello horse, hows the farmer treating you?"
the horse replies " great, I get a nice warm barn to sleep in, a big nose bag of oats everyday and a run thru the surf every week"
The farmer is out of his seat speechless "mate I'm sorry if I was short with you, that is amazing that you can talk to animals
the aussie says " no worries, can I talk to the dog"
"of course you can " he says," wait til the guys at the pub hear about this" he says excitedly
the aussie says "hello dog hows the farmer treating you"
the dog says" I get to round up sheep all day, I get a lift home on the back of the farmbike when I'm tired and get doggiebix and pal for dinner"
"Unbelievable " says the farmer
"can I talk to the sheep" says the aussie
the farmer is out of his chair with a look of alarm "the sheep's a liar" he says