Jokes

[SnoopysGunship]

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that
she had her hair cut and dyed brown.

A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she
stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you
have, can I take one?"

The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Of course."

The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said,
"352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally
amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! OK, I'll keep to my end of the
deal. Take your pick of my flock."

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the
one that was by far cuter and more playful that any of the others. When
she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "OK, now I have a
proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have
my dog back?"

hahahaha love it

 

[red hilux]

 

[red hilux]

 

[Ron0z]

Yeah, I could never understand people wearing a mask in the car, alone that is.

There was a lot of stupidity going on in those days. By govts and individuals, and by the police. And it surprised me (I might be stepping on toes here) by how often people would dob on their neighbours for what they interpreted as people 'breaking' the rules. I'm glad that period is done.

Now what's that thing getting around the news - monkey flue.

 

[Corndoggy]

Monkey Pox.
Bird Flu.

 

[typhoeus]

 

[Komang]

 

[red hilux]

Yeah, I could never understand people wearing a mask in the car, alone that is.

There was a lot of stupidity going on in those days. By govts and individuals, and by the police. And it surprised me (I might be stepping on toes here) by how often people would dob on their neighbours for what they interpreted as people 'breaking' the rules. I'm glad that period is done.

Now what's that thing getting around the news - monkey flu

I think they have announced monkey flu as a big problem, as it’s what Kamala Harris caught the night before the Trump/Harris debate, schedules for later this month

 

[discomatt]

Chinese car even tells everyone it’s poo

 

[LongRoad2Go]

Chinese car even tells everyone it’s poo

Same as the Toyota Racing Development (TRD) sticker - always get a laugh out of that when seeing it.

 

[typhoeus]

Same as the Toyota Racing Development (TRD) sticker - always get a laugh out of that when seeing it.

But i wouldnt mind one of these,

First drive: TRD HiLux treads where no others dare

It's overdue and pricey but Toyota's blown dual-cab ute delivers on TRD HiLux promise

www.goauto.com.au

 

[cam04]

But i wouldnt mind one of these,

First drive: TRD HiLux treads where no others dare

It's overdue and pricey but Toyota's blown dual-cab ute delivers on TRD HiLux promise

www.goauto.com.au

For perspective - the v6 petrol D40 navara was quicker. True story.

 

[Triton14]

Yeah, I could never understand people wearing a mask in the car, alone that is.

Because the air from outside the car seeps in through the cracks

 

[typhoeus]

For perspective - the v6 petrol D40 navara was quicker. True story.

I wonder which had potential for much more power?

 

[Komang]