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Komang

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Ron0z

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There’s no doubt that if some knife wielding kid stabs someone then they’re being violent. Though, if the case goes to court Elon Musk will probably have an easier time paying for a lawyer.

This is not funny, but I found myself laughing:

The Department of Finance reports that the Australian government’s net worth is (minus) -$565.1 billion whereas Musk’s situation is +$277.8 billion

 

Albynsw

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There’s no doubt that if some knife wielding kid stabs someone then they’re being violent. Though, if the case goes to court Elon Musk will probably have an easier time paying for a lawyer.

This is not funny, but I found myself laughing:

The Department of Finance reports that the Australian government’s net worth is (minus) -$565.1 billion whereas Musk’s situation is +$277.8 billion


Maybe he is coming out to buy us out, fix the place up and then onsell to China for a tidy profit
 

LongRoad2Go

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Maybe he is coming out to buy us out, fix the place up and then onsell to China for a tidy profit

Can see the news headlines: 'Musk sticks it to Australia'. Australians respond: 'we like musk sticks', which fuels worldwide confusion but ironically increases the stock market value of Australian confectionery.

Being originally from South Africa, would be interested to hear Elon's answer to our 'indigenous affairs'. Enjoy trying to fix that one!
 
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