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Swaggie

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Corndoggy

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Have to be honest. When I see all those animals on TV that look so happy and have no idea that they have not long to go till they bolt ends it all and then they'll be chopped up, put in a plastic sealed tray and shipped of for sale and char grilled for me to eat, I do feel for them. Then I quickly realise the there is more chance of me winning tattsloto than to be eating the poor cow or lamb.
Ahhhhh.........
Nothing better than a good steak.
 

Petunia

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typhoeus

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I'm still laughing at dutch ovens and now my fav of all time ''crop dusting'' :LOL: I've laid the odd nuclear cloud in aisle 3 before.
crop dusting is the most fun when you drop one just before you get out of the lift, and there is half a dozen people waiting to get in. they dont notice until its too late!
 
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