Jokes

[smwhiskey]

Yeah? You either get a sack & crack wax, or you got shit duct taped to your hand. . . Don't like either of those choices. At least you can use the back of a piece of sandpaper and get away with it . . .

Yeah. The cheap nasty stuff that the education system in Qld used to use. A very cheap, strong, tough and rough blend on both sides that made the pages of a school notebook seem like a more than viable alternative. After the first use you always made sure that you crapped at home.

 

[Toyasaurus]

That`s why they use it to save money.

 

[typhoeus]

You remember the old joke " what does a bushie use for toilet paper? A cigarette paper . . He folds a cigarette paper into a dart shape, wipes his arse with his finger, and uses the cigarette paper to clean his fingernail . . . "

 

[Komang]

Help your self

 

[boobook]

Yeah. The cheap nasty stuff that the education system in Qld used to use. A very cheap, strong, tough and rough blend on both sides that made the pages of a school notebook seem like a more than viable alternative. After the first use you always made sure that you crapped at home.

John Wayne Toilet Paper

 

[Swaggie]

 

[Swaggie]

 

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[discomatt]

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A fine example of how conditioned modern society has become to not think just do what you have been doing and what society expects / tells us to do
Bloody hilarious

 

[mikehzz]

He might be buying both items?

 

[discomatt]

He might be buying both items?

Hadn’t thought of that, buy one get one free deal maybe

 

[Albynsw]

Maybe he bought it for a gift and didn’t want to get the wheels dirty or maybe just a poor simple bastard

 

[callmejoe]

Your all bloody wrong.

HE IS VERY SMART.

look how tall he is, then consider the stride he takes. Those shopping trolley's have the handle to close to the basket, and if you take too big of a step u hit your shins.
Soooo by putting the wheelie trolley in the other trolley he has effectively lenghted the handles making it much easier to push.

 

[Komang]

This is how to make your egg production sky high

 

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[dirvine]

 

[Komang]

 

[red hilux]

 

[typhoeus]

Another cat joke

 

[Komang]