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Komang

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A soldier assigned to Iraq receives a letter from his girlfriend...
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The letter said the following:
Dear Alberto.
I can no longer continue this relationship.
The distance that separates us is too great.
I have to admit I've been unfaithful to you twice since you left and I don't think you or I deserve that, I'm sorry.
Please return the photo I sent you, with love,
Daniela.
The soldier, very wounded..., asked all his companions to offer him pictures of their brides, sisters, friends, cousins, etc.
Along with Daniela's photo, he included all these other photos that he had taken of his friends.
There were 57 photos in the envelope and a note that read:
Dear Daniela.
Forgive me, but I can't remember who you are.
Please look for your photo on the package and return the rest to me.
Moral:
Still defeated... you have to know how to screw the enemy.
 
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