Man: Officer, my wife is missing. She went out yesterday and she hasn’t come home.
Officer: Okay, what’s her height?
Man: Not sure…. Maybe around 5’6?
Officer: Okay, weight?
Man: I dunno… not slim, not big.
Officer: Okay… color of her eyes?
Man: Sort of blue, I think? I never really noticed.
Officer: What’s the color of her hair?
Man: Well, that changes all the time depending on the hairdresser she goes to.
Officer: what clothes was she wearing the last time you saw her?
Man: Could’ve been a red dress? Maybe a blue one? I don’t know exactly.
Officer: when she left to go somewhere, did she go by car?
Man: Yeah, she did.
Officer: What was the make of that car?
Man: It’s a high-performance 560 horsepower 2014 Audi RS7 in a very specific grey silver metallic paint. It has an 8-speed paddle shift automatic transition and a 6.35-liter v12 engine generating at least 560 horsepower at the crank, 535 horsepower at the wheels. It has a z51 super performance package, larger than normal alloy wheels, gt bucket seats, and satellite navigation. And unfortunately… a little thin scratch on the front left door handle.