Jokes
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dirvine
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A couple decided to hold a fancy dress party in their home. One dressed up as a mobile phone, and the other a fire cracker. At 2.00am the police arrived after a neighbour complained about the noise. When the couple answered the door the copper said,
"I dont know whether to charge you or let you off!"
"I dont know whether to charge you or let you off!"
cookie64
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What have you done now Dave
Cooking On 2 Burners
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Bigfish1
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Should be in the running for Australian of the Year...
Toyasaurus
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In Ireland, the reverend Ian Pasley is thundering out one of his end of days sermons.
Half way through he gets to the part about the reckoning.
" and God will cast down all the sinners into the fires and damnation and there will be a great gnashing of teeth "
A little old lady in the front pew says " but reverend I have no teeth"
And Pasley shout`s, " teeth will be provided "
One over the great old Dave Allen jokes.
Half way through he gets to the part about the reckoning.
" and God will cast down all the sinners into the fires and damnation and there will be a great gnashing of teeth "
A little old lady in the front pew says " but reverend I have no teeth"
And Pasley shout`s, " teeth will be provided "
One over the great old Dave Allen jokes.
