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A couple decided to hold a fancy dress party in their home. One dressed up as a mobile phone, and the other a fire cracker. At 2.00am the police arrived after a neighbour complained about the noise. When the couple answered the door the copper said,

"I dont know whether to charge you or let you off!"


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In Ireland, the reverend Ian Pasley is thundering out one of his end of days sermons.

Half way through he gets to the part about the reckoning.

" and God will cast down all the sinners into the fires and damnation and there will be a great gnashing of teeth "

A little old lady in the front pew says " but reverend I have no teeth"

And Pasley shout`s, " teeth will be provided "

One over the great old Dave Allen jokes.