dno67
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No more donuts and coffee for that lot, they can't handle the sugar.
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typhoeus
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With no guarantee that they stayed the same size as when they got married. . . Could be that they got divorced because they no longer fitted into the wedding dress!!!
red hilux
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Did the wedding dress shrink in the wash?
Toyasaurus
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WOMEN THINK I`M A SEXOBJECT.
WHEN I ASK SEX THEY OBJECT.
WHEN I ASK SEX THEY OBJECT.
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rogerazz
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Philip Green
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The tale of the blond horse back rider.
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action.
As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great
fortune, Charles the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action.
As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great
fortune, Charles the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.