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dno67

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monbeg

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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" said the male driver. "No way" replied the boy. How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver? "No way" replied the irritated youngster. "What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy. "No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy "OK, I know what you want - I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies" the driver offered. The boy sighed: "Listen Dad, you bought a Jeep - you live with it!"
 
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