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dno67

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barcher

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Blacktown Police Area Command are seeking the assistance of the public after a modified 1993 Toyota Landcruiser was stolen from Reservoir Road, south of the Prospect Highway, Prospect on Tuesday 16th June 2020.

The vehicle is green and purple in colour and has several distinctive features. The vehicle was towed into Thomley Street and then later towed from this location.

Anyone with information about this incident is urged to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 or use their online reporting page https://nsw.crimestoppers.com.au

Information will be treated in strict confidence. The public is reminded not to report crime via NSW Police social media pages.
 

03hilux

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I went to the specialist today about my bad knee. Aftermuch poking and prodding, he said "I'll have to amputate above the knee." I responded "How will I survive if Im only a shin and foot?
 

callmejoe

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This has got to be the biggest joke ever if it weren't so pathetic.


Yep,
At border Village police, while doing the entry paper work are inspecting Car Carries for "extra passengers" in the load.
 
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