What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? . . . . . Wiped his arse
How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? . . . . A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
What do you call two skunks that are 69ing? . . . .Odor eaters.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? . . . .A bingo machine.