Jokes

[Choook]

 

[rogerazz]

 

[dno67]

 

[SeaJay]

Due to trade embargoes China will not be buying any more Australian politicians

 

[dno67]

 

[Bomber2012]

 

[Bomber2012]

 

[Bomber2012]

 

[rogerazz]

 

[dno67]

 

[red hilux]

 

[Bomber2012]

This wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true .

 

[typhoeus]

Th

This wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true .
View attachment 68578

It might be a bit inappropriate but i think those two dont have to worry about being harrassed for sex,, unless they run into a blind psycho who just got rescued from a deserted island . .

 

[Bomber2012]

 

[typhoeus]

Are we heading down the slippery slope of political incorrectness here? . . not that Im bothered by it, but someone is sure to get their knickers in a knot over it

 

[typhoeus]

What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? . . . . . Wiped his arse
How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? . . . . A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
What do you call two skunks that are 69ing? . . . .Odor eaters.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? . . . .A bingo machine.

 

[Corndoggy]

Even Covid-19 thinks Melbourne is the most liveable city in Australia.

 

[typhoeus]

 

[Choook]

I would so like to try this on someone.

 

[typhoeus]

View attachment 68621

I would so like to try this on someone.

Wonder how it would work on body piercings in other places . . . . . . . .!