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Albynsw

Well-Known Member
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking tomorrow off, to be home, just in case this guy shows up again."

The next morning, they hear a knock and both run for the door.
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy, I want you to answer yes, to the question, because I want to see where the bastard is going, with it."
She nods "yes," to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough, the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; "Do you have a vagina"?
"Yes, actually I have,” she says.
The man replies, "Good. Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"
 

WildtrakRudy

Active Member
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Jason Watt

Well-Known Member
What is the difference between a G-string and a snatch strap?
One gets you out of trouble, the other gets you into trouble...
 

rogerazz

4x4 Earth Contributer
This was on my facebook page.
Do NOT hire this piece of sh#t! I recently hired Dave the landscaper to remodel my back yard. This morning I walked into my laundry and found him laying on the floor chewing up my wife's underwear. I yelled at him and he ran away! He is out of control! Not to mention the hour long smokeos'. Also, Ive just found out that earlier this morning, Dave was licking his ba#ls in front of my mother in law.

Share the hell out of this..
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