Jokes

[red hilux]

 

[dno67]

 

[Bomber2012]

 

[JonKabir]

Paddy goes into a clock shop and said, "Do you sell potato clocks?".......
."Sir", said the shopkeeper, "we sell grandfather clocks, cuckoo clocks, alarm clocks, digital clocks even sundials but I've never heard of a potato clock. Where did you hear about them?"....
"Well", began Paddy, "I'm starting a new job at nine tomorrow morning and my wife told me I'll have to get a potato clock"
(read it with an Irish accent)

Ha ha...

 

[Bomber2012]

 

[Blue_haired_man]

 

[Blue_haired_man]

 

[rogerazz]

 

[greysrigging]

The Betoota Advocate absolutely nails it ! ( again )
https://www.betootaadvocate.com/bre...-amount-of-kids-their-priests-have-access-to/

 

[03hilux]

Do you want to have the coolest car in your street?
Fit Slotted rotors.
They're groovy.

 

[Bomber2012]

Classic ad for safari snorkels

 

[greysrigging]

 

[80lover96gxl]

 

[red hilux]

Just heard on the radio. Donald trump has banned the use of shredded cheese in America.


He is trying to make America grate again

 

[red hilux]

 

[mikehzz]

I heard an old one today.....years ago, Madonna got upset when a paparazzi snapped her while she was breast feeding her baby daughter. The baby was blocking the view of her nipple.

 

[mikehzz]

 

[greysrigging]

 

[greysrigging]

 

[dno67]