A barrister opened the door of his Range Rover, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the barrister was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious Range Rover. "Officer, look what they've done to my Range Roverrrrr!!!", he whiningly said. "You barristers are so materialistic, you make me bloody sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid Range Rover, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my god....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?