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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by x [Heels] x, Jun 8, 2008.

  1. Chatty

    Chatty Well-Known Member

    I haven't seen this before. Very very funny
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  2. mikehzz

    mikehzz Well-Known Member

    I've owned a Jeep, that's all real....especially the billable hours strategy. :)
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  3. Bomber2012

    Bomber2012 Well-Known Member

  4. callmejoe

    callmejoe Well-Known Member

    Well i don't see a problem...
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  5. dno67

    dno67 Well-Known Member

    No problem there, looks like he needs his grass cut though. ;)
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  6. 03hilux

    03hilux 4x4 Earth Contributer

    Yesterday, I went and bought a new Christmas tree. The sales person asks " Are you going to put it up yourself?"
    I replied " You sick bastard! Its going in the lounge room."
  7. typhoeus

    typhoeus Well-Known Member

    don't think he'd like anyone mowing his grass!!
  8. dno67

    dno67 Well-Known Member

    ^ Thats why someone should mow it. lol
  9. Bomber2012

    Bomber2012 Well-Known Member

    I bet Dons mowed a few lawns
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  10. dno67

    dno67 Well-Known Member

    Yep, and one good deed deserves another..
  11. Bomber2012

    Bomber2012 Well-Known Member

  12. mikehzz

    mikehzz Well-Known Member

    Language warning....

  13. Superdad

    Superdad Well-Known Member

    Q: whats the difference between a first wife and second wife?

    A: First wife has fake jewellery and real orgasm's...
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  14. loose cannon

    loose cannon Well-Known Member

    I'm starting to regret getting a U2 sat nav.

    Now the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
  15. loose cannon

    loose cannon Well-Known Member

    A crowd enters a bar and orders a big round of drinks, but when they come to pay, they give the barman milk bottle tops.

    "What the hell is this?" says the barman.

    The head of the group comes over to explain. "It's the annual outing from the mental hospital down the road. Just humour them, keep a tab and, at the end of the night, I'll settle up with you."

    "Okay," says the barman.

    After a busy night, the barman hails the leader of the mental hospital group. "That was a great night! Not one of them is sober, but they've been no trouble at all!" he says, amazed. "That will be $1,273.82, please."

    "No problem," says the group leader, "Have you got change for a dustbin lid?"
  16. loose cannon

    loose cannon Well-Known Member

    Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small
    plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

    They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the
    pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

    The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let
    us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

    Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.
    However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power
    the little plane couldn't possibly handle the load and went down.

    Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived
    the crash.

    After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

    Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
  17. rogerazz

    rogerazz 4x4 Earth Contributer

  18. slivertoy

    slivertoy Well-Known Member

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    slivertoy Well-Known Member

  20. dno67

    dno67 Well-Known Member

    ^ I thought that was a national sport.
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