Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by x [Heels] x, Jun 8, 2008.
I haven't seen this before. Very very funny
I've owned a Jeep, that's all real....especially the billable hours strategy.
Well i don't see a problem...
No problem there, looks like he needs his grass cut though.
Yesterday, I went and bought a new Christmas tree. The sales person asks " Are you going to put it up yourself?"
I replied " You sick bastard! Its going in the lounge room."
don't think he'd like anyone mowing his grass!!
^ Thats why someone should mow it. lol
I bet Dons mowed a few lawns
Yep, and one good deed deserves another..
Q: whats the difference between a first wife and second wife?
A: First wife has fake jewellery and real orgasm's...
I'm starting to regret getting a U2 sat nav.
Now the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
A crowd enters a bar and orders a big round of drinks, but when they come to pay, they give the barman milk bottle tops.
"What the hell is this?" says the barman.
The head of the group comes over to explain. "It's the annual outing from the mental hospital down the road. Just humour them, keep a tab and, at the end of the night, I'll settle up with you."
"Okay," says the barman.
After a busy night, the barman hails the leader of the mental hospital group. "That was a great night! Not one of them is sober, but they've been no trouble at all!" he says, amazed. "That will be $1,273.82, please."
"No problem," says the group leader, "Have you got change for a dustbin lid?"
Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small
plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the
pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let
us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.
However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power
the little plane couldn't possibly handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
thanks Rog, I'll drink to that
^ I thought that was a national sport.
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