Jokes

mikehzz

Well-Known Member
I thought the joke was sexist because it's White Horse wiskey not stallion. I was offended on behalf of all the mares and fillies. :)
 

03hilux

Well-Known Member
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jfoldbar

Active Member
my missus actually let me video her saying she was wrong and i was right and she was sorry.
i kept it in my phone as ammo.
funny how a week later it mysteriously disappeared. damn it..
 

rogerazz

4x4 Earth Contributer
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Tasmania.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes,but women in general... and all in the name of humour!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,and the blonde yells,
'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap!'
 

Arthur_Dent

New Member
"Keep it clean" the moderator says. OK. No bad words here :

There was an archeologist named Throssle
Who came across a marvelous fossil
He could tell by the bend and the knob on the end
T'was the Peter of Paul the apostle.

Clean and wholesome ? What?
 
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