Funny Quotes!

[Bainsy]

Got one to start off, It was Elise at the 4x4 show trying her modeling skills, standing next to my mate sam xuereb's monstertruck (owner, driver builder of sampson and many others)

Quote; Elise (WILDTI) " WOW those Monstertruck tyres are nearly as big as my head!"

Yes elise, we already know! look what happens when ya drive a TI! ya get a big head!

 

[4WDN]

Here is a qoute from an 8 year old, his first time out in the bush in a 4wd.
" Are we going to die"

 

[Bainsy]

Here is a qoute from an 8 year old, his first time out in the bush in a 4wd.
" Are we going to die"

hahaha thats what La'Toya says every time we go out the bush! followed by a sob or 2

 

[Bainsy]

Got another goodie (bek, gilly, grumpy and the crew will like this one)

Quote; La'Toya (my girlfriend) "ill only go to O'Tooles this year if i have a ring on my finger"

OOOOHHHHHHH now thats a tough one I might be going solo this year guys! (she loves me )

 

[Grumpy]

Not as much as she does me! HE HE HEE! QUOTE

 

[Walkabout]

Raquels *quote* ... "Can you stop please so I can get out", followed by "I'm not scared I just want to walk down"

 

[bmurray2250]

Raquels *quote* ... "Can you stop please so I can get out", followed by "I'm not scared I just want to walk down"

My Daughter, Rachelle has said that too and "is it my turn to drive, Dad"

 

[goldrush]

Quote by anyone who has ever gone wheeling with Frosty...." WHAT!!!!! Another tyre??????"

 

[knot_gillty]

Quote by anyone who has ever gone wheeling with Frosty...." WHAT!!!!! Another tyre??????"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Good one Goldy!!

 

[knot_gillty]

Got another goodie (bek, gilly, grumpy and the crew will like this one)

Quote; La'Toya (my girlfriend) "ill only go to O'Tooles this year if i have a ring on my finger"

OOOOHHHHHHH now thats a tough one I might be going solo this year guys! (she loves me )

Love it mate! Guess you will be coming solo. It's your 50th this year at O'Tooles isn't it??

 

[billolga]

Little story - We arrived in Beaudesert in early 2000 & stopped when we couldn't find the Caravan park - A 5 year old aboriginal kid knocked on the left window & said (With his hand on his hip like a BIG guy)

Him "WHAT DO YOU WANT MATE?"

Us "Were trying to find the Caravan Park"

Him "Well, you go past MY PLACE & past WHERE I USED TO LIVE & turn LEFT"

WE FOUND IT!!! - He was COOL

 

[Pure Yobbo]

Quotes From Kenny!

"I'm used to people treating me like a biker at a beauty pageant. You come to expect it!"

"Being a male you've got a prong on ya which points forward, so I don't understand how they get it under there feet. They must point it down."

"I'm as nervous as a duck in a gun shop when I'm around a lovely lady."

 

[Grey Ghost]

Raquels *quote* ... "Can you stop please so I can get out", followed by "I'm not scared I just want to walk down"

Followed by "That hill was ALOT bigger than it looked from the bottom/top"

 

[goldrush]

Big Rig......"Has anyone seen my pants?"

 

[bmurray2250]

He disappeared as fast as a f@rt in a fan factory