Favourite Sayings

[Grumpy]

How about listing your favourite sayings like

These Pants are like Myers -- NO ball room.

or Useless as a Brass Bull with Rag Tits

 

[Croozer]

Bull in a china shop

Runs on the smell of an oily rag

 

[frosty]

As flash as a rat with a gold tooth!!!!

 

[frosty]

One of my personal favourites, Ya got all the class of a public dunny!!!!

 

[frosty]

Apparantly, I've got the emmotional depth of tea spoon!!!!!

 

[frosty]

Mum reckons, I'm as bright as a bag of hammers!!!

 

[Brisey]

Two of my mates favorite sayings are:

What could possibly go wrong

usually before getting very stuck or lost

& his other:

mabe we should have zigged when we zagged

quite often soon after saying the first one.

Cheers

Bri

 

[frosty]

Ooooooh! Bugger!!!!!

 

[frosty]

MMMMMM..I'm so hungry, I could eat the crotch out of a low flyin seagull!!!

 

[Grumpy]

Cool as a Cucumber

Holy snappin duck feathers

knee high to a Grasshopper

 

[thesommos]

useless as tits on a bull

 

[Grumpy]

I'm so Hungry I could eat the horse and chase the rider

 

[frosty]

Up to me nuts in.........MUD??

 

[ChallengeLee]

Just a slight blonde moment.....

 

[frosty]

With my short legs, I should sue the council for building the footpath to close to my arse!!



And that's 2000 posts!!


What a waste!

 

[ChallengeLee]

Holy S**t!!

 

[Grumpy]

MMMMMM..I'm so hungry, I could eat the crotch out of a low flyin seagull!!!

I always thought it was "I could eat the Crutch outta that"

 

[Grumpy]

How about What's for tea,
a drink of water and duck under the table

Shit with sugar on it

 

[Pure Yobbo]

One of my personal favourites, Ya got all the class of a public dunny!!!!

The bride agrees with this statement Frosty

 

[frosty]

I'll kick your bum till ya nose bleeds!!!