Confusious Says

V8 4runner

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Confusious also say...
Man who go through Airport terminal sideways .. going to bangkok

Man who paint toilet... not necessarily sh!thouse painter



Confucious say;
- Crowded elevator always smell different to midget,
- House without toilet uncanny,
- Man trapped in brothel get jerked around,
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it,
- Man's wife is better half but mistress better hole,
- Man who cut self when shaving loose face,
- Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner,
- Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn,
- Wife not part of furniture until screwed to bed,
- Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

That's about it for me and I'm not confucious.


Confucius Says....

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there


- Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
- Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.